I AM NOT

I am not a piece of flesh

I am not a working process

I am not brother

I am not lesbian

I am not a birthday present

I was not a couple dancing tango under the moonlight

I am not a map

I am not an opera singer

I am not your white underwear

I was never a French philosopher

I am not a bus stop

I am not a waiting list

I am not a paprika, jam and mayonnaise sandwich

I am not able to run for 24 hours continuously

I never have been in prison to rape little children

I am not your best friend

I am not the number 5347

I am not a black and white movie

I am not a grandmother’s kiss

I am not home

I did not kill John Kennedy

I am not being studied

I am not responsible for the blue eyes of your first daughter

I am not a corner

I am not your stomach pain

I would never dance Polynesia ritual movements with Depeche Mode first period music

I do notprefer purism in general

I am not a gin and tonic without ice

I am not on time

I didn’t try to explode one of my international flights yet

I am not an antibiotic

I am not masturbating myself while taking a shower

I don’t hate Mondays

I was never twelve years old

I don’t have the shape of a Harley Davidson

I am not a Turkish shop now

I am not faster than your expectations

I will not fuck Madonna

I am not untouchable

I am not unteachable

I disagree with the number of red lines on the American flag

I don’t want to be a priest

I haven’t fallen in love with a horse yet

I didn’t get pregnant when I was thirteen

I am not the result of a clumsy sexual experience

I didn’t decide my name

I am not celery soup